Jim Hogan

welcome to my professional horror game review portfolio, please have a seat

About Me:

- professional realtor

- loves to travel and go on long walks on the beach

- my past lives are eating at my cerebellum

Life and Career:

divorced at the ripe old age of 17, fought for my country at 20, now happily retired at 158. unemployed and single  ,':)

Assassination:

wait, what

Ratings:

• The Open House: 8/10, Would sell my soul to the meat lords again
• GO TO BED: 7/10, Would fight for the Big Apple again
• Pumpkin Panic: 10/10, Would cheat on my wife again
• The Lost Fear: 7/10, Would cuddle with Jimmy again
• Boil Noodles at Night: 7/10, Would juice again